System Status: Degraded

underpaid.engineer

Monitoring the AI revolution, one outage at a time. Because someone has to watch the robots fail while management pretends everything is fine.

Current Status

Big Tech promised us AGI. We got "We're experiencing elevated error rates."

Partial Outage

Omniscient Chatbot APIDegraded Performance

Code Completion ServiceMajor Outage

VC Funding PortalOperational

Coffee MachineUnknown

This is the museum of broken promises. Scroll down for the wall of shame. (Coming soon)